25 Things I Hate About Facebook
Posted on: February 13, 2009
Yep, we all know those obnoxious “25 Things” notes people are posting on their facebooks. And furthermore, we all know how lame they are – even if you did one… you must admit it. Either way, I bet you’ll find this week’s video quite funny. What do you hate about facebook?
If this video made you laugh or nod your head, post it on your wall! Share it with your friends!













February 13th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
If anyone could ever put my grievances about Facebook into word and video form, you just did it. Facebook is a wicked hero indeed. Brilliant Julian.
February 13th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
OH, gosh, dude, what don’t I hate about facebook? My mom has recently been pressuring me to let her onto my account so she can “catch up” on my siblings…that is CREEPY.
“Join the group…Join…click ‘Join’.” Haha!
February 13th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
This was awesome…I thought it couldn’t get any better, then “I’m sorry, I saw you were typing.” HA!! Good job.
February 13th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
Thanks everyone for the comments! Glad you all loved the video! Thanks for watching!
February 14th, 2009 at 2:35 am
This is brilliant mate. Well done.
February 16th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
ouch that is funny.
stay awake late and drive fast on the interstate.
put sugar in your coffee and keep them coming.
let me know if you ever need help.
just subscribed.
February 16th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Thanks Aaron! Got some coffee right here with me actually… or is it pudding? Can’t tell. New video coming your way on Friday!
February 16th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Loved the one with the random guy that you don’t know in the people you might know. I’ve wondered for quite some time WHERE that list came from. Poor dude showing up in the side. The one time I did randomly friend that person, I got this message back: Do I know you? Never mind. I was trying to get rid of you. Hahaha.
Not to mention, I keep getting creepy messages with “Hello sweetie” or the like as the subject line. YIKES! Or the friend requests from people in other countries whose profiles are ALL in another language (not sure which one!). Insanity. Thanks for the laugh.
February 17th, 2009 at 9:14 am
Brilliant. Not many videos can make me (literally)
LoL, but this one did. Looking forward to seeing more
from you
-
Keith
February 17th, 2009 at 6:54 pm
Thanks Keith! Glad it made you laugh. More on the way!
February 17th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
Yeah it always gets on my nerves, haha. Thanks for the comment Holly!
February 17th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Serioulsy, that was some funny stuff. You should do more of these rants. I like to rant when eating ice cream (Really, I don’t know why either).
Keith.
February 17th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
so…
if I think that video is funny, and ask for a friend request what would it be?
February 17th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
That would be perfectly okay with me! Glad you thought it was funny
February 17th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
Ok, SERIOUSLY, this is hilarious! So witty… i love it! ps, totally subscribed to your blog
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February 18th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
I’m sitting, waiting for Friday. What could beat this? We’ll just have to wait…
Or you could ruin everyone elses week by telling me now.
Nah, I’ll wait.
February 19th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Thanks for subscribing! I’m glad you enjoyed the video!
February 21st, 2009 at 12:11 pm
25 Things I Hate About Facebook…
It might seem odd to start a new, Facebook-oriented blog with an “I hate Facebook” post, but that’s us. We actively and voluntarily indulge in facebookness while being critical enough to notice its flaws. That, and because this video …
February 21st, 2009 at 7:42 pm
Hey there!
As a complete third party commoner in the situation, speaking for the rest of the third party viewers, I would like to say that I hope to be seeing many more of your videos! The internet is loaded with plenty of stupid shows, films, and videos; this one is especially funny and hits home with every point.
Keep it coming!
February 21st, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Thanks man! I’m glad you’re enjoying watching as much as I’m enjoying creating!
February 24th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
Great video. The one thing I hate about Facebook…FACEBOOK. Lets all move over to twitter
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February 25th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
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February 26th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
That was the FUNNIEST thing! My friend put it on her facebook page, so funny.
March 1st, 2009 at 4:46 pm
I’m probably one of the ones you think is too old to be on FB…
….not a grandma, but I do have 2 teens.
But I still think your video was hilarious!
good to know I’m not the only one who doesn’t enjoy the ‘gift’ and ‘poke’ thing.
March 1st, 2009 at 5:21 pm
That was so so so true. It’s posted on the wall. I do hope people watch it and think before poking, showing relationship status and posting stupid status updates.
Thanks for a good laugh on a sunday morning in Denmark.
March 1st, 2009 at 6:46 pm
This is completely true! Facebook is just annoying, no matter how you try to clean up the page and fix the privacy. It’s annoying and so many things they have is ridiculous… poking? Gifts? Yes, annoying! News feeds? I don’t care what everyone has done including people on other people’s lists! Blah!
March 2nd, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Very funny
March 3rd, 2009 at 12:41 am
I loved the 25things i hate about facebook video, but u should have mentioned how annoying it is that all wall posts are stored on there and you have to delete each entry individually.
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March 4th, 2009 at 8:12 am
That was great! Thanks for the laugh!
March 4th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
HIGH-larious, thanks for sharing!
March 4th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Thanks for watching!
March 4th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
You’re welcome! Glad I could make you smile for a couple minutes
March 4th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
This video is hilarious. Finally we have a parody for all us FB junkies.
March 4th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
Hhaha, this made me laugh! Very funny, I pretty much agree with all of it. I would post it on my wall, but I’m not on facebook anymore. Just too many things I didn’t like about it. (haha, I guess I’m just an uncool person. Oh well
)
Oh and I really liked the hava nagila tune (:
March 4th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Hilarious video… and everything in it is soooo true… especially the people you may (not) know box…. haha… Great job man!!!
R
March 4th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
What I really really hate about Facebook is the fact that the word Facebook is underlined as a misspelled word anytime you type it ON Facebook. This has always really annoyed me and I’m sure the geniuses who created Facebook could figure out a way to correct it. Wow, I’m glad I finally have a forum to vent this Facebook anger.
March 5th, 2009 at 5:02 am
Hi Julian Smith, I don’t like the facebook pokes, gifts, the double pictures, the facebook gossip, the ads those are annoying and the events invite what is the point in that. I liked the video it made me laugh
March 5th, 2009 at 5:09 am
love it
March 5th, 2009 at 11:29 am
Brilliant!! Thanks for making me laugh…
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March 5th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Thanks! Yeah, I thought Hava Nagila would be a nice touch!
March 5th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Thanks!
March 5th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
You know, I’ve noticed this myself and it’s bothered me as well. Good eye, Emily… good eye.
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March 5th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
Thanks for lampooning all the useless stuff on facebook. If it wasn’t such a time waster, I might actually use it.
March 5th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
At 36, I’m going to have to come to terms with the fact I’m probably one of those ‘old’ people mentioned in your list (sigh.) – but I just wanted to tell you how brilliant and well-done this was. I’ve Tweeted it and put it on my wall – and I’m still giggling over it about 8 hours later. Thanks and can’t wait to see the new stuff!
March 6th, 2009 at 12:26 am
The thing I hate second most about Facebook are the people that hate Facebook so much but still continue to use it. The thing I hate the most about Facebook are the people who make lists of how much they hate it.
March 6th, 2009 at 1:20 am
CROWD: “We are all individuals!!!”
ONE MAN: “I’m not.”
March 6th, 2009 at 1:28 am
This is absolutely true and hilarious! I enjoyed it so much!
March 6th, 2009 at 1:45 am
Brilliant!
March 6th, 2009 at 2:00 am
“This Facebook is such a terrible thing! God damn kids.”
You might accidentally be an old man.
March 6th, 2009 at 7:12 am
I found your blog randonly… This is sooooooo true! Unfortunately I’m on FaceBook to keep in touch with family. But I loved it!
March 6th, 2009 at 7:32 am
hahahaha….
: LOL :
so entertain,,,i luv it..
i wanna shared it on my wall…
March 6th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
it s funny.. )
March 7th, 2009 at 4:02 am
So, I thought this was hilarious. I’m wondering though, I posted it to my facebook, and the next day it was gone/taken off. Was this facebook? (If so.. it’d be #26.) I also enjoyed your other videos as well. I especially like the “Get Your Own iPhone” series you have started (as one who doesn’t have one). Look forward to seeing more things from you!
March 7th, 2009 at 4:08 am
god! this video is soo funny…lol
i already share it on my facebook wall…
very creative!! great job!
=)
March 7th, 2009 at 4:17 am
hah hah hah. I created a facebook for my cat, want to friend him? I like those lists, no offense.
March 7th, 2009 at 4:38 am
That was awesome! I just posted it as a link on my facebook
March 7th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
haha demasiado bueno lo de facebook drama
<3.
saludos
desde
Venezuela.
Linda.
March 9th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
you forgot about how every 2 weeks, they update Facebook, so everyone subscribing has to re-learn how to use it. and what about people who update their picture (along with their status) every 15 hours? i dont ‘care that you’re tired, and or in class. and yes, i too am tired of clicking “ignore”.
March 9th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Congratulations, you made it onto the German Media Industry’s standard newsletter with the 25 things
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March 9th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
Hey Julian, I want to say thanks for the great video and the hard work you put into it! Ever since I watched this video I started watching all your videos and I quickly became a huge fan! I really appreciate that your videos are clean and appropriate for everyone! There just aren’t enough sources of media like that anymore. So thanks!!
March 9th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
lol so funny.
March 10th, 2009 at 4:39 am
3, 4, 8, 11, 18, 21, 23, 24, 25, agree
March 12th, 2009 at 4:16 am
Thanks Lisa! It’s a lot of work but it’s worth it
glad you’re enjoying the videos!
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March 16th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
My favorite annoying things about Facebook:
1. Pass a Drink – what the hell’s the point about passing a virtual drink? People already drink TOO MUCH these days!!
2. OVSs (obvious vanity shots) – a term I invented & put in Urban Dictionary, refers to any photo that someone obviously took of themselves, which leads into my next annoyance,
3. Pouty smile photos – seems like there are tons of photos out there where people just can’t help pouting for the camera, which leads me to my next point,
4. Scissor Gang Mafia signs – I dunno how the peace symbol got turned on it’s side or transmogrified into 3 fingers up, one down, thumb extended but it’s just stoopid!
5. Lil’ Green Patch – sometimes I wonder if everyone who posts, sends & receives a plant really does save a whole acre of rainforest, seems too good to be true.
And my final annoyance:
6. Overuse of the word “awesome”.
March 20th, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Nice one Julian, I forward very little on but I’ve passed this to all my mates & it’s a big hit in Dublin, hilarious video!
PS. you haven’t credited your actors!
That blonde girl who pokes you & de-tags herself is ridiculously cute ;]
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April 18th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Haha wow, I must be way more behind on Facebook than I thought, because I just saw this. Made me laugh really hard in the middle of finals, so definitely worth it!
April 24th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
thanks
May 5th, 2009 at 6:40 am
Okay, you may have 25 things about facebook that you hate… but you left out so many more annoying things that people send. e.g. hugs, squirt qun, food fight etc… what the heck? and why oh why does everyone seem to want me to take the bleeping IQ test?!?!?! Who cares? Not me. Okay, I could go on but, won’t.
May 7th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Hey Julian! i guess your video has been all around the world by now.. but i’ve just watched it a little while ago.. and since then i began watching a lot more of your videos…
I really like your work, you’re really creative and talented
Keep on doing lots of videos, you already have fans here (like this girl here –> me ) that will be always checking out your new stuff.
And congrats on the success, you really deserve it.
And i’m passing all your funny videos to my friends to see them!
Greetings from Peru !
July 8th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
ur soo hot!!!!!!
July 10th, 2009 at 12:31 am
DUDE, that guy who was like… i dropped my phone in the toilet, dont ask how it got there. LOL…. yeah, i know someone who did that, with someone elses phone. dont ask how it got there LOL…. yeah, that is pretty much the same thing that happened.
July 17th, 2009 at 11:44 am
hey, what happened to your tooth?
July 25th, 2009 at 7:44 am
lol I have watched this like 300 times and every time i still laugh
sometimes i even catch myself laughing at it the next day….. congratulations on having over 1 million views!
July 31st, 2009 at 12:44 am
I love this video. It was on TV and I haven’t stopped watching you since. By the way, you sometimes wear a ring… are you married??
August 8th, 2009 at 6:30 am
amazing XD i was laughing the whole way through that! and it is like the 15th time i have watched it! keep ‘em comming! you have never failed to make me laugh
i swear with out you i would probably constantly be in a bad mood
x
August 8th, 2009 at 10:45 am
Why did Tyra and some others think you HATE facebooks when u only list just 25 things? Weirdoes. Everything has their pros and cons *rolls eyes*
Anywho, good job julian. My friend recommended this video 3 days ago and since then, i’ve seen most of ur videos. my fave is hot kool aid and of course, this one. Daym!
August 8th, 2009 at 10:52 am
i said “facebooks??” wow.i’m ‘that’ tired..
August 22nd, 2009 at 8:28 am
so true..best video ever
September 20th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
your an amazing video-guy thing. haha i was just wondering… what camera do you use?
September 23rd, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Brilliant video! I totally I agree with number 22.
October 16th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
totally agree!
one more thing that needs to be added is the farmville app, ugh!!
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:55 pm
DUDE !! XD I love this video I seriously can’t stop watchin it ! TOP Friends drama, SO TRUE ! I really hate threads, TAGGABLE PHOTOS !! the funny one, the princess, the romantic one, etc.. POINTLESS ! people i dunno adding me, i hate that n I’ve always wanted to ask them WHAT THE HECK ?! old people on facebook, cracks me up XD
but what i REALLY REALLY REALLY hate are quizzes ! what kinda girl are you ?! what kinda lover are you ?! what hair style fits you best ?! what kinda pizza toppin should you have ?! …somebody stop me… when will you die ?! when will you get married ?! How many choldren will you have ?! what’s the first letter of the person you’re gonna marry’s name ?! … seriously somebody do somethin about it or I’ll keep going … what kinda dress should you wear to your prom ?! What kinda music should you listen to ?! What style fits you best ?! Who should you be hanging out with ?! who’s your current boyfriend cheating on you with ?! what kind of funny are you ?! what kind of smart are you ?! what kind of beautiful are you ?! what kind of … well, you get the point !
Thanks for the video * it made my day, i had a bad one*
peace out =D
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:56 pm
uhmm… sorry for the long comment XD i just noticed how long it actually is =P
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December 22nd, 2009 at 8:16 am
Julian! you are too funny!!!!
i love your videos!!! you constantly make me laugh!!! what a talent you have!
and the part about the creepy ads…that’s my favorite part in the whole video! i laugh every single time at the part…
Keep up the good work!!!
December 30th, 2009 at 4:49 am
hi dude its just awesome….the quality the execution the effects in ur videos …seriously i nvr wrote any where but aftr seeing all of ur work…..cant stop writing ….keep it up……n hey well can i have an internship ………with u….lol…serious ..
January 5th, 2010 at 11:20 am
i hate when people send me requests to join farmville lol and the notifications of your luck for the day and stuff like that…
January 8th, 2010 at 2:35 am
OMG!!! I tottally hate tose things too!!!! i even hate when people comment on something or tag u in a photo…than u’ll get hundreds of emails!!!
Like example u comment just one time on some subject….than the whole world joined and suddenly ur getting emails of comments from people that i don’t even know….
January 21st, 2010 at 10:15 am
This was cool! I love your videos Julian!! I’m really inspired now.
January 22nd, 2010 at 2:21 pm
I hate it when people post causes in their status and want you to do the same. “If you support ______ post it in your status! It’s time we all do something!” I wanna say, so then ACTUALLY DO something! It’s especially annoying when followed by a statistic like “only 7% of the people who read this will have the heart to post it” or a guilt-comment like “if you don’t, you don’t care about ______.” Please.
February 8th, 2010 at 12:51 pm
Great Videos! Just curious what camera(s) you’ve been using in your recent shoots – it looks fantastic!
March 3rd, 2010 at 10:50 am
one thing i hate is suggestions. people you either don’t know or hate and their just sitting their and it’s like add me. why cant’t it just go away
March 4th, 2010 at 6:37 pm
haha i agree wit all that bro mainly 25:)
March 10th, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Oh Gosh its amazing I hate poke its like the silliest thing ever, I want to reply back I am going to poke you back but right in the eyes dude..
Keep up the good work..
Cheers