Malk

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Malk

No use crying over spilled milk… violence, however, solves everything.

115 Responses to “Malk”

  1. d3v073d_50uL Says:

    Hi..
    Is it only me… or there’s no video on this page at all?

  2. Joanna Says:

    Nope, it’s not just you, d3v073d_50uL. Wow. Complicated username…anywho, apparently you need to have called some numba and ended up on some email list to get some secret link. It’s on his facebook fan page, but I’m still lost.

    Guess we’ll wait until midnight! :)

  3. erwan Says:

    mmm, Private Video ??? Can’t watch it..

  4. Becca Says:

    That sucks… Im sad now :-(

  5. samurai Says:

    dude they using hr word there malk cool man u need to come to Trinidad man. You have get some cool word and etc.

  6. Sabavardetrop Says:

    Hahahahaha!
    Love it! One of my top 5!
    I’m gonna send this video to all the people who’re correcting me all the time! Na!

  7. Racco_RVA Says:

    So many things to love about this vid.
    “Donovan, inside voices please.” Ha ha ha.
    Also, I felt like the end was degenerating and then you just realize it’s Josh talking. Great twist.
    And the cat!!!!

  8. Layla Says:

    oh how i’ve missed u julian!!! lol

  9. J. Ibanez Says:

    I love it! haha

    Was that an oven by then end of the clip? Thats sick! heh

  10. Victoria Says:

    Haha the poor cat! I loved it. So dramatic.

  11. Scott Free Says:

    ALOL! Julian, this is your best video yet. If you’re a Monty Python fan (and this seemed more Monty Python-ic than anything you’ve done so far), ye hath done well.
    But really, Julian…I mean, you know it’s melk, right?

  12. Krystin Says:

    Amazing.

  13. Luke Says:

    Why did the milkshake, malk thing remind me of Family Guy? haha Awesome video anyway.

  14. Valerie Says:

    Hahahaha.
    Oh my gosh.
    The cat in the oven.
    So funny. I’m still laughing.
    Horrible day just turned great. :)

  15. Skysofly Says:

    nice stuff. now you need to do one on the word Pillow.

  16. Creative Mom Says:

    Given how creative and talented you have been in the past, I find this “Malk” video both insulting and unfunny. Especially at the end with the insinuation of the cat in the oven.

    Julian you are very talented. Please don’t do videos of people killing themselves, wanting to kill themselves and/or pretending to abuse animals. The media has done this enough to poison enough young minds.

    Show the world how talented you are without stooping to such low levels. You have a gift – use it.

    I don’t want my children to see this. The other videos were funny but this was awful.

  17. Hannah-Elizabeth Says:

    Epic.

  18. Shiela Says:

    OMG this is genius! you are like so….idk, genius, i guess. But that cat in the oven is a little messed up…

  19. Lindsey Says:

    HAHA! My favourite part was when you were putting the cat in the oven! This is great!

  20. Racco_RVA Says:

    Please people. If Julian’s kitty lives in the oven, then he’s probably happy there. If you are unhappy with the insinuation’s that your mind is coming up with, get it out of the gutter. ;D

  21. Ana Says:

    Dudes. The cat in the oven is so random and slightly morbid which is what makes the video hilarious. Especially since he/she looked very comfortable in there. And the fact that Josh (who else) would have such a sick mind just brings this video to a whole new level. I love how Julian is not afraid to be morbid.

    And to the Creative Mom, let me guess, Corpse Bride is a film your children are not allowed to watch? Well, I think that some things are definitely not meant for little kids but Julian’s target audiences are most likely teenagers and young adults, not children.

  22. Creative Mom Says:

    Dear Ana,

    Teenagers and young adults are still “children”, “kids”, that’s why they don’t drink until 21 and don’t vote until 18. Yes, some may be very mature and intelligent but they are still kids and shouldn’t continue to see violence even if the original intention is for it to be “humorous”. In time watched violence in any form tends to desensitize the mind.

    Time will tell if you still agree with your comments when you have your very own kids.

    You are entitled to your opinion as I am entitled to mine.

  23. joe of da jungle Says:

    lol that was…….GENIUS!!

  24. d3v073d_50uL Says:

    To Joanna [ if u're still got to this page :p ]…
    this nick not really complicated.. it’s just devoted soul with some twist in it XD…

    btw… after 2 or 3 days… i can watch this clip..
    great \o/.. keep it up Julian … love to see more vidz from u ^^

  25. Scott Free Says:

    Creative Mom, while I agree with you in some ways, I don’t think you’re taking this video the same way Julian intended it to be taken. When I see funny things online or on TV, I see that most often, the actors/screenwriters/producers are trying to make fun of a certain aspect, showing it’s absurdities to the viewer in a form harder to criticize than most. In this video Julian is making fun of those who think violence is the answer to everything. You think that because he’s showing the absurdity of using violence to stop violence, he’s condoning it?
    (At this point, let me say I do believe in violence when it is needed, but not all the time.)
    Now, I personally think the bit when Josh actually DOES shoot himself was somewhat twisted and that Julian should have cut that out, but that doesn’t mean the rest of the video wasn’t hilarious.
    Open your eyes, Creative Mom! (kidding, here) He’s making fun of people who kill themselves for no good reason! ;) It’s a worthy goal. You can’t just have jokes in one tiny little range. Kids see things way worse than this anyway every day.
    Wow, sorry this has gone on so long, everybody…

  26. Fredward Says:

    I LOVE IT. Guns, malk, screaming, violence what more could you ask for!

  27. Wil Says:

    Julian: Fantastic mate. Just a few days ago at work we had a discussion about this very subject of how people pronounce it melk, malk or mulk. I shall put this in a memo to all staff members!

    Creative Mom:

    “That’s why they don’t drink until 21″

    No, sweetie, you are sadly misinformed. The key word you missed out in your little rant was ‘legally’ and if you believe otherwise then you, sadly, are living in a very unrealistic fantasy world. In your country, legally, adults cannot drink until 21 – but they have. 18 year olds are adults. At 18 in my country we can drink, vote and fight for our country. In the USA, which I am assuming to be your country, you can do 2 out of 3 of those things.

    Have you ANY idea how many between the age of 18 and 21 serve your country, fight for their country and your ‘entitlement’ and freedom to express such narrow-minded opinions? Clearly you do not.

    If they are old enough to die for your country then you cannot call them children. The laws of drinking have NOTHING to do with their maturity or the definitions of if they are an adult or not.

    I agree, as a parent, I’d love to see less guns and violence in the media but if you are worried about your children seeing this then you REALLY have bigger things to worry about.

    I’ve seen more maturity in some 16-21 year old than I have in some people aged 25-55 in recent years – and it is, in part, thanks to people who are not as closed minded as you. Open your eyes, breathe and embrace the world, maybe then you will get the chip off your shoulder regarding the rising generation, quit putting them down and let them shine.

    Me? I’m old, I’m a father and I’m speaking from experience.

  28. Katie Says:

    The cat in the oven is my favorite part. I laugh every time.

  29. laura Says:

    i have never laughed so hard in my entire as i did watching this video

  30. Gabriel Says:

    i love it!!! any other video in mind??

  31. Graydon Says:

    Man, that soooo rings true for me! I know someone who pronounces it “mewlk”. he also says “pin” instead of “pen” which bothers me too :D

    great vid!

  32. Dan Says:

    Julian, Pizza paper, and mouse cats. Think about it.

  33. Ewig Stolz Says:

    Wil,

    Well put mate. Couldn’t have constructed it better myself. Especially since I am an Active Duty Serice Member serving over seas.

    Our Media, and certain people within our country take things to a standard that is not realistic with the reality of the world. Why try to shelter, and chastise our youth? What, so that when they turn “legal” they can have it all hit them like a ton of bricks and not know how to live their lives, or make any sort of constructive decisions? Nay, not for my kids.

  34. Gentry Perry Says:

    I’ve seriously watched this video like 30 times showing it to my friends and family, half of them didn’t laugh a quarter of them gave me a funny look and the rest of them snickered. All whilst I was in tears from laughing.

  35. Alien Says:

    Wonderful. I love this video! i laugh every time i see it.

  36. MisticRain Says:

    Dude!! the cat!!! not nice! but hey other than that cool short movie :)

  37. kujo Says:

    me want MMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLKKKKKKKKKKKK

  38. leslie Says:

    hahah that was funny malk!!!!

  39. Sara Says:

    Easily my favorite video of all time! haha. My friends and I are constantly quoting this one :D

  40. Elayna Colston Says:

    funny video =) (as usual) i used to say malk all the time when i was like 5 :]
    -Elayna&Shaun 4eva ♥-

  41. muhanned kumkumji Says:

    from one film maker to another in a total other country man you rock , keep on doing this im sure ill see ya in a Hollywood Blockbuster

  42. David Says:

    Ok people, let me explain this to you.

    The cat in the oven must be there, why? Because:

    He is talking on the phone about shooting themselves. He disagrees saying that it is too “dark”. He is saying that while he is putting his cat in the oven, which is even darker. He uses irony.

    I don’t know why there are some people coming here saying that he’s out of his minds putting his cat in the oven, remember that this is just a film!

    Julian, if you are reading this, you should make some films and participate in Film Festivals, if you like doing this you’d better profit of your talent and also earn some money.

  43. Michael Elliott Says:

    i posted a Comment woot

  44. Elizabeth Says:

    Hey there Julian OMG!!! i fell on the floor silently laughing for about 3 minutes then after that i started cracking my head off at end. Most of your videos are always the best at the end, hehehe:D

  45. Natalie Says:

    MY FAV. VIDEO!

  46. Sarah Myers Says:

    O my gosh!! I am like your biggest fan!!!

  47. Trntyvnll Says:

    This was hilarious!!!! Its hard to find truly funny things anymore, great work!

  48. What? Says:

    What is it you say that’s like a brother to you? His aunt, his hand or his hand?????
    This is also one of my favorite vids

  49. What? Says:

    Oops I meant head to be last not hand again

  50. Alex Says:

    haha because of you i now say malk instead of milk. My friends and i all love your videos, looking forward to more.
    sincerely Alex
    (Utah)

  51. Katherine Says:

    THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO BY FAR!

  52. Mattie Says:

    THIS IS FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!! Just found out about these videos. Funny stuff.

  53. Angela Says:

    I think this is my favorite video of all times… I at least watch it twice a week! So good!

  54. William Lane Says:

    Dude ur freakin hilarious hey my couzin is rhett i swear u can ask him urself but if u need some help ill come help ya dude

  55. Person Says:

    How did you get the cat into the oven? Did you lure it with malk?

  56. Ebonny Says:

    Lol how did you get the cat into the oven? Lovin’ the “malk” lmao

  57. Solow Says:

    hahaha best video ever. This is really awesome. And frying a cat, that’s just awesome.

    (btw for them greenpeace wannabe people, I know he didn’t actually fry the cat. so don’t make a fool of yourself arguing how sad it is for the cat.*

  58. Had_an_Eel21 Says:

    “YOUR HAND IS LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!!”

    Lmfaooo, genious

  59. Yashamaru1988 Says:

    You know what would be cool? Ok you probably know those shirts and stuff that say “Got Milk?”. Would be funny to have one saying “Got Malk?”. Just saying :P

  60. Jason Says:

    omg i want that shirt! “im gonna kill myself over this!!” ROFL!!! i haven’t laughed that hard in a long time, thank you!

  61. heather boettcher Says:

    omg funniest thing i have ever seen!!!!!!!!

    potatoe potahtoe
    milk, malk, mahlk

  62. Aaron Says:

    You should make the thumbnail of this video into a shirt.

  63. Michael Says:

    This is SOO AWESOME!!

  64. Серега Says:

    всем привет

  65. Clinton Says:

    this is the funniest video ive ever seen.

  66. Isthisright Says:

    My friends and I all say Malk now. lol

  67. onewhosaysmalk Says:

    As one who says “MALK” instead of “MILK” I found this to be one of the top 5 funniest things I’ve been exposed to on the internet. Used to have repeated arguments with an ex gf and If I had a gun at the time in the moment, I definitely wouldn’t have pointed at myself first!(Kidding) Awesome work!.

  68. Mason Says:

    Dude this is the greatest.

  69. Amanda Says:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    This one is definitely my favorite out of your videos! Keep on makin them(:
    Oh, and if you put these on iTunes I’d definitely buy ALL of them.
    Not kidding.

  70. Justin Says:

    ‘You will gonna shoot me if I shoot myself? That doesn’t make any sense!’
    Really nice expressions!

  71. Caitlin Says:

    Woah! I just realized it was the “Beached Whale” that you put in the oven! Haha I’m surprised – she’s actually fatter than my cat. =)

  72. giiisy Says:

    seriously i think you should do a video on over protective parents..that would be great=)

  73. Dan Says:

    Absolute brilliance. Keep rolling with this stuff. Have watched a few of the others…(Gammy, Jeep), but this one takes the cake. Roll with this concept. You’re on a roll. (In the meantime, take a second to tell lost Soccer mom’s to hit the road…they LOVE that stuff..(fodder for new skits maybe?) Keep rolling my friend.

  74. fred Says:

    ok so i like your vids but i think that mine are much better

  75. joel smith Says:

    i like malk

  76. meghan knight Says:

    i hav those same kitchen chairs in my kitchen!!! lolz

  77. Gina :) Says:

    I absolutely love your videos, and this one is probably one of my favorites. Your skits are always funny and you’re very creative; I hardly ever find videos that make me laugh as much as your videos do. Keep on making them…plz? <3

  78. Estefany Says:

    i love his videos

  79. Shifa Says:

    oh the irony!
    “its so i don’t know…dark”
    *puts cat in oven* loved it!

  80. crappycrap Says:

    You have NOOOOO idea how many times I’ve replayed this video! hahaha. I LOVE IT!
    Yesterday I played 5 times before I went to bed. haha.

  81. valorthethird Says:

    the last part where he put the cat inside an oven made me laugh even more.

    “you gonna shoot me if i shoot myself?”

  82. lelliz1337 Says:

    Beached whale for dinner!

  83. ean Says:

    reminds me of stewie
    cool hwhip
    say whip
    whip
    now say cool whip
    cool hwhip

  84. Laura Says:

    “HE’S FIIINE?!?! HE GOT THE BOX!!!” that was so hillariuos hahaha :D

    love your videos, julian! keep it up!

  85. Rion & Arthur Says:

    How DO you say milk? Rion says Melk and Arthur says Melggk…^_^

  86. Soopa9 Says:

    Creative mom, I have a question, Why are you “insulted” about this video?

  87. xXBirdMaN789 Says:

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH its so funny how Donivan says “Just give him the friken mulk Josh”

  88. michael m Says:

    i saw this over 10 times so funny these vids are great

  89. Hannahmich95 Says:

    I really like you and everything, Julian, and I think your funny … but I like your cat more :D I think your very cute but the cat wins by a mile!! :D

  90. Jason Says:

    Ok, this is definitely one of my favorite videos of all time. I love the ending with the cat: “Oh, no no no, you stay. Josh i gotta go i’m REALLY busy.”
    Keep it up!!

  91. deedee Says:

    i absolutly LOVE the cat thing! halarious! oh and can u make a video about u running from a so called monster and u run in to joshs house and stay for a while telling him random stuff and eventually leave and get attach by the monster withch is really a cute chihuahua! if u do u will make a 10 year old really happy!(thats me)

  92. angie Says:

    this video wasso funny ,the cat thing is genius and that creative mom dont have a sense of humor for this video .

    most funny video ever along with ur others.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

  93. Sook Says:

    awesome video, you guys are awesome at acting :)

  94. ophelia Says:

    My fave

  95. Mel Says:

    This video is sooo funny! I was watching it and i was like…i recognize this guy from somewhere. Then I remembered that when I was younger I was like obsessed with this hilarious super hero movie! That was probably 7 years ago. But if that could be brought to your oldies category on here, that’d be awesome.

  96. Alyssa Says:

    Josh’s face at 0:36 is EPIC

  97. Nick Says:

    the first time i saw this video was about 5 days after i heard an argument on how a couple of words are pronounced. one of the words was actually milk! there were no guns in that argument though…

  98. James Says:

    Seems very similar to the family guy sketch with stewie saying coolwhip and whip. Guess there was guns in it too thou :P

  99. SUPERMAN SAYS Says:

    YAY

  100. Celeste:) Says:

    Best. Freaking. Video. EVER! (:

  101. Conner T. Says:

    Why did julian say malk in an oprah voice, why pull out guns, and why is there a cat in the oven??!!!

  102. tiggerlili21 Says:

    Creative Mom,

    we r both “kids” and this is just teaching us that putting a cat in the oven is “dark” so back off Julian Smith cuz you should know he would never do that sort of thing in real life!

    go Julian Smith videos!!!

  103. Aaron F. Says:

    we are not doing that its to dark
    he then puts his cat in an oven

  104. isabelle Says:

    why is he putting his cat in the oven that is so weird but it is so funny even tho its is stupid lol

  105. brad Says:

    Will you get mad if i respond to everything but i view this every day get me some malk or ill or ill…put my cat in the oven!!!

  106. Bethy Says:

    OMG i couldnt stop laughing at this… even my mom finds it funny whitch is weird….:S

  107. Kelly Says:

    I love it!!!!!!!!! ur soo freaking creative!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ily <3

  108. celia Says:

    i. love. this.

  109. Jake Says:

    HEY! I loves this video! its the best R.I.P Beached whale. :)

  110. Mark Says:

    “You’re like a brother to me, your aunt is like a brother to me!”

    Best line in the film!

    And take a pill everyone…it’s entertainment. If Concerned Mom doesn’t like it for her children, then don’t show it to them! Simple! It reminds me of people who complain about TV shows being to violent. Turn it off! Change the channel!

    Great stuff Julian

  111. nathan Says:

    dude mald, hot kool aid, expensive hair cut all the best make more vids

  112. Esther Says:

    Where in the World do you come up with your ideas?? They are always so creative!

  113. Cynthia Says:

    This is by far the bestest thingy i’ve ever seen in my whole entire life!!! Or maybe it’s just the fact that I’ve been living under a rock for the past 14 years of my life. Your a crazy genius coming up with these great sketches!!! I hate milk, but now i won’t mind drinking it at all :)

    *malk

  114. Taja Says:

    Wait someone answer me this; did he say your Aunt, or did he say your hand? I thought it was hand at first, and then I saw Mark’s comment so I thought it was Aunt, and then I scrolled up and saw Had_an_Eel21’s comment so now I’m completely confused! Julian this is one of my favorite things to watch ever! I love you! You are amazing

  115. Esther Says:

    Did anybody notice the sign on the fridge that says “Peace Please”?? lol

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