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No use crying over spilled milk… violence, however, solves everything.
November 5th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
Hi..
Is it only me… or there’s no video on this page at all?
November 5th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
Nope, it’s not just you, d3v073d_50uL. Wow. Complicated username…anywho, apparently you need to have called some numba and ended up on some email list to get some secret link. It’s on his facebook fan page, but I’m still lost.
Guess we’ll wait until midnight!
November 6th, 2009 at 12:26 am
mmm, Private Video ??? Can’t watch it..
November 6th, 2009 at 1:00 am
That sucks… Im sad now
November 6th, 2009 at 3:12 am
dude they using hr word there malk cool man u need to come to Trinidad man. You have get some cool word and etc.
November 6th, 2009 at 4:27 am
Hahahahaha!
Love it! One of my top 5!
I’m gonna send this video to all the people who’re correcting me all the time! Na!
November 6th, 2009 at 7:56 am
So many things to love about this vid.
“Donovan, inside voices please.” Ha ha ha.
Also, I felt like the end was degenerating and then you just realize it’s Josh talking. Great twist.
And the cat!!!!
November 6th, 2009 at 8:12 am
oh how i’ve missed u julian!!! lol
November 7th, 2009 at 5:12 am
I love it! haha
Was that an oven by then end of the clip? Thats sick! heh
November 7th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Haha the poor cat! I loved it. So dramatic.
November 7th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
ALOL! Julian, this is your best video yet. If you’re a Monty Python fan (and this seemed more Monty Python-ic than anything you’ve done so far), ye hath done well.
But really, Julian…I mean, you know it’s melk, right?
November 7th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Amazing.
November 9th, 2009 at 4:58 am
Why did the milkshake, malk thing remind me of Family Guy? haha Awesome video anyway.
November 9th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Hahahaha.
Oh my gosh.
The cat in the oven.
So funny. I’m still laughing.
Horrible day just turned great.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:31 am
nice stuff. now you need to do one on the word Pillow.
November 12th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Given how creative and talented you have been in the past, I find this “Malk” video both insulting and unfunny. Especially at the end with the insinuation of the cat in the oven.
Julian you are very talented. Please don’t do videos of people killing themselves, wanting to kill themselves and/or pretending to abuse animals. The media has done this enough to poison enough young minds.
Show the world how talented you are without stooping to such low levels. You have a gift – use it.
I don’t want my children to see this. The other videos were funny but this was awful.
November 14th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Epic.
November 14th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
OMG this is genius! you are like so….idk, genius, i guess. But that cat in the oven is a little messed up…
November 16th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
HAHA! My favourite part was when you were putting the cat in the oven! This is great!
November 18th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Please people. If Julian’s kitty lives in the oven, then he’s probably happy there. If you are unhappy with the insinuation’s that your mind is coming up with, get it out of the gutter. ;D
November 19th, 2009 at 11:14 am
Dudes. The cat in the oven is so random and slightly morbid which is what makes the video hilarious. Especially since he/she looked very comfortable in there. And the fact that Josh (who else) would have such a sick mind just brings this video to a whole new level. I love how Julian is not afraid to be morbid.
And to the Creative Mom, let me guess, Corpse Bride is a film your children are not allowed to watch? Well, I think that some things are definitely not meant for little kids but Julian’s target audiences are most likely teenagers and young adults, not children.
November 20th, 2009 at 3:46 am
Dear Ana,
Teenagers and young adults are still “children”, “kids”, that’s why they don’t drink until 21 and don’t vote until 18. Yes, some may be very mature and intelligent but they are still kids and shouldn’t continue to see violence even if the original intention is for it to be “humorous”. In time watched violence in any form tends to desensitize the mind.
Time will tell if you still agree with your comments when you have your very own kids.
You are entitled to your opinion as I am entitled to mine.
November 21st, 2009 at 6:33 pm
lol that was…….GENIUS!!
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:54 am
To Joanna [ if u're still got to this page :p ]…
this nick not really complicated.. it’s just devoted soul with some twist in it XD…
btw… after 2 or 3 days… i can watch this clip..
great \o/.. keep it up Julian … love to see more vidz from u ^^
November 24th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Creative Mom, while I agree with you in some ways, I don’t think you’re taking this video the same way Julian intended it to be taken. When I see funny things online or on TV, I see that most often, the actors/screenwriters/producers are trying to make fun of a certain aspect, showing it’s absurdities to the viewer in a form harder to criticize than most. In this video Julian is making fun of those who think violence is the answer to everything. You think that because he’s showing the absurdity of using violence to stop violence, he’s condoning it?
It’s a worthy goal. You can’t just have jokes in one tiny little range. Kids see things way worse than this anyway every day.
(At this point, let me say I do believe in violence when it is needed, but not all the time.)
Now, I personally think the bit when Josh actually DOES shoot himself was somewhat twisted and that Julian should have cut that out, but that doesn’t mean the rest of the video wasn’t hilarious.
Open your eyes, Creative Mom! (kidding, here) He’s making fun of people who kill themselves for no good reason!
Wow, sorry this has gone on so long, everybody…
December 1st, 2009 at 1:59 pm
I LOVE IT. Guns, malk, screaming, violence what more could you ask for!
December 4th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
Julian: Fantastic mate. Just a few days ago at work we had a discussion about this very subject of how people pronounce it melk, malk or mulk. I shall put this in a memo to all staff members!
Creative Mom:
“That’s why they don’t drink until 21″
No, sweetie, you are sadly misinformed. The key word you missed out in your little rant was ‘legally’ and if you believe otherwise then you, sadly, are living in a very unrealistic fantasy world. In your country, legally, adults cannot drink until 21 – but they have. 18 year olds are adults. At 18 in my country we can drink, vote and fight for our country. In the USA, which I am assuming to be your country, you can do 2 out of 3 of those things.
Have you ANY idea how many between the age of 18 and 21 serve your country, fight for their country and your ‘entitlement’ and freedom to express such narrow-minded opinions? Clearly you do not.
If they are old enough to die for your country then you cannot call them children. The laws of drinking have NOTHING to do with their maturity or the definitions of if they are an adult or not.
I agree, as a parent, I’d love to see less guns and violence in the media but if you are worried about your children seeing this then you REALLY have bigger things to worry about.
I’ve seen more maturity in some 16-21 year old than I have in some people aged 25-55 in recent years – and it is, in part, thanks to people who are not as closed minded as you. Open your eyes, breathe and embrace the world, maybe then you will get the chip off your shoulder regarding the rising generation, quit putting them down and let them shine.
Me? I’m old, I’m a father and I’m speaking from experience.
December 6th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
The cat in the oven is my favorite part. I laugh every time.
December 6th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
i have never laughed so hard in my entire as i did watching this video
December 10th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
i love it!!! any other video in mind??
December 16th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
Man, that soooo rings true for me! I know someone who pronounces it “mewlk”. he also says “pin” instead of “pen” which bothers me too
great vid!
January 8th, 2010 at 5:07 pm
Julian, Pizza paper, and mouse cats. Think about it.
January 13th, 2010 at 2:22 pm
Wil,
Well put mate. Couldn’t have constructed it better myself. Especially since I am an Active Duty Serice Member serving over seas.
Our Media, and certain people within our country take things to a standard that is not realistic with the reality of the world. Why try to shelter, and chastise our youth? What, so that when they turn “legal” they can have it all hit them like a ton of bricks and not know how to live their lives, or make any sort of constructive decisions? Nay, not for my kids.
January 15th, 2010 at 10:42 am
I’ve seriously watched this video like 30 times showing it to my friends and family, half of them didn’t laugh a quarter of them gave me a funny look and the rest of them snickered. All whilst I was in tears from laughing.
January 19th, 2010 at 7:59 am
Wonderful. I love this video! i laugh every time i see it.
January 29th, 2010 at 12:49 am
Dude!! the cat!!! not nice! but hey other than that cool short movie
January 29th, 2010 at 5:28 pm
me want MMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLKKKKKKKKKKKK
January 30th, 2010 at 9:07 pm
hahah that was funny malk!!!!
January 31st, 2010 at 3:10 pm
Easily my favorite video of all time! haha. My friends and I are constantly quoting this one
February 5th, 2010 at 7:08 pm
funny video =) (as usual) i used to say malk all the time when i was like 5 :]
-Elayna&Shaun 4eva ♥-
February 15th, 2010 at 11:29 am
from one film maker to another in a total other country man you rock , keep on doing this im sure ill see ya in a Hollywood Blockbuster
February 23rd, 2010 at 4:24 am
Ok people, let me explain this to you.
The cat in the oven must be there, why? Because:
He is talking on the phone about shooting themselves. He disagrees saying that it is too “dark”. He is saying that while he is putting his cat in the oven, which is even darker. He uses irony.
I don’t know why there are some people coming here saying that he’s out of his minds putting his cat in the oven, remember that this is just a film!
Julian, if you are reading this, you should make some films and participate in Film Festivals, if you like doing this you’d better profit of your talent and also earn some money.
February 23rd, 2010 at 3:11 pm
i posted a Comment woot