Beached Whale

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Beached Whale

Your cat is a beached whale.

61 Responses to “Beached Whale”

  1. anthony Says:

    Cant wait!

  2. Kristian Says:

    whats up with not beeing able to watch it? is it still uploading?

  3. Hannah Says:

    So,we’ll be able to watch this vid @ midnight tonight??

  4. Gabrola Says:

    @Hannah Yep, midnight CST

  5. spencer Says:

    Its up but its private

  6. Tony F. Says:

    It’s a joke? O_o

  7. Andrew Says:

    Dude, im in india, its 2:20 am.. i should be able to watch this video.. What say you?

  8. jaagu Says:

    3min more???

  9. lissa Says:

    cant wait
    julian u are the man
    =D xx

  10. Gabriella Says:

    awww, that was adorable xD

  11. Melanie Says:

    OMG! That was so cute! That cat looks like just like mine, it’s kinda like I was watchig my cat act! LOL, love it Julian!

  12. Melanie Says:

    So sorry, I misspelled watching lol

  13. Howard Says:

    I just heard about this site from the Philip Defranco show … awesome videos!!

  14. Sherry Says:

    Love your cat!

  15. Jordan Says:

    HAHAHA!
    “and lay there and eat it like a BEACHED WHALE.”
    julian. you. are. amazing.
    but sadly, you’ve been bested by the yawning whale. haha. :) looove scott.

  16. tony Says:

    this is awsome me and my friends cant stop laughing

  17. Philip Says:

    How does your mind come up with these, these uh, scenarios? its absolutely fantastic, nice work.

  18. andy Says:

    Leveraging cat’s facial responses is great. The whole rant at the cat idea is pitch perfect.

  19. Emily Says:

    Awesome. The end bit was my favorite.

  20. Joanna Says:

    Haha. Ha. I’m sorry, Julian, I’m a huge fan of yours, but these last 2-3 vids have been lacking your special touch. I dunno what it is. I hold out hope that your material will pick up speed soon.

  21. Sam Nelson Says:

    So, I was watching the video. And near the end when the cat moves behind the curtain I looked in the mirror and.. I saw the camera. :O

  22. Jeremiah Says:

    I agree with Joanna. she’s right on. i feel the same way.

  23. Saira T. Says:

    I um… yeah… this could have been a little funnier. I liked Gma Like Whoa and Reruns… but this one… something about monologueing to a cat is a little trite or something. I was really surprised that… this is like the first vid of yours that bored me!!!! I’ve SO been telling all my friends about your vids… but this one I’ll probably warn them about. :(

  24. Mas Says:

    haha that was great :)

  25. Scarlett Says:

    “No animals were harmed in the making of this film. I promise.” Hahaha.

  26. Micah Says:

    That’s the biggest problem with being spectacular. People expect more and more from you Julian. lol Cat owners especially will find this hilarious. (as I myself did)

  27. alan Says:

    thats funny i call my grandma telquila

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  29. Marie-laure Says:

    I like it!!! ;)

  30. pirox Says:

    poor kitty, I would have thrown my shoe too!

  31. Saira T. Says:

    I was a cat owner for a long time… “beached whale” is very funny! But monologuing to a cat is kinda… not what I’ve come to expect from Julian! :D

  32. Solow Says:

    this is… dry. I love it. nicce one :)

  33. Jason Says:

    i love the end bit as well, i throw stuff at my cat all the time, but dont aim for her, just to scare her, its so funny.

  34. Emma Says:

    Ha, ha, ha!! Beached whale…
    In Spanish it’s: “Ballena encallada”
    See you in the next video.
    Love from Spain

  35. Joe Says:

    LOL, beached whale. “Oh, so you think going behind the curtain solves the problem, of course it does….”

  36. Caleb Says:

    THIS WAS SOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!

  37. Brooke Says:

    YES! this is my cat’s twin! -i made this comment for you-

  38. Cole Says:

    Phillip got me to follow you, keep it up, great stuff

  39. cuhrazycourtney Says:

    … nice arms ;)

  40. Graeme Says:

    Some people complain like movie critics too much about this sketches.

  41. DiJi Says:

    I love how when you say “What if I took all that stuff away?” It seems like the cat is suddenly interested in what you’re saying xD

    Oh, and, that cat is about the size of mine.

  42. Amanda Says:

    You still make me laugh. I could watch your videos all day…
    And do, haha. Your videos are AMAZING. :D

  43. shea Says:

    that was funny =)

  44. Julianna Says:

    Is he married???

  45. Kimi Says:

    So freakin awesome and i love cats so much i have 3 how many do u hav?

  46. Qnonymous Says:

    I can feel my brian rotting… probably has to do with the fact it’s 2:30 AM.

  47. joel smith Says:

    i use to have a beached whale

  48. crappycrap Says:

    hahaha =))
    poor kitty!

  49. hack2root Says:

    Hi! Hope you are OK with you kitty ;)

    I want to say “I made this for you” too ;)
    I want to develop THE iPhone multimedia app for you!

    JulianSmith.TV

    I’ve got pack of slaves
    Cheap f***g (freezing) geeks
    You callin’ them devs
    get working so hard
    from sunshine till midnight
    cause they aren’t so good
    there is still some light

    Skype me, artur.mustafin

  50. Tisha Says:

    DOOOODEE!!! Your kitteh is cuuuteee!! but not as cute as you ;) hahahahahha your the bestest and i can’t wait until your next video!!! Jellyfish was amazing and i showed basically everybody i know that video. even my mom and my very own beached whale. i believe he liked it. i know i did. haha your awesome!! :)

  51. Jeff Says:

    haha i got 2 beached whales they sit around waiting for food

  52. calvin Says:

    LOL. that was hilarious!

  53. Emily Says:

    LOL
    I love that kitty ;)

  54. Ryan Says:

    haha that is so funny the shoe hits the table and the cat freaks.

  55. alicia Says:

    LOL
    the cat is soooooooooo cute :)

  56. alicia Says:

    LOL
    the cat is really cute

  57. Emily9380 Says:

    I appreciate the fact that you’re doing the dishes to begin with. ;)

  58. Justine! Says:

    Hey! Is that ur kitty?

  59. Brooke Says:

    Hey Julian u look alot like ashten cucher. (hot)

  60. Jessie Says:

    Hey Julian! Love the Show! I think you should have more videos with your cat! Make her (him?) the reason for a huge problem, (maybe a fight between friends or something big like global warming) but the cat doesn’t move or anything. Just sitting there being a cat hahaha kinda like this one but a bigger problem that cause a world wide disaster! hahah just an idea! :) Love you guys so much!

  61. Hamilton Says:

    I loved it when you threw the shoe at the cat :D

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