Beached Whale

Posted by on March 26, 2010 in Sketches, Videos - 94 Comments


Your cat is a beached whale.

94 Comments on "Beached Whale"

  1. anthony March 26, 2010 at 12:51 pm ·

    Cant wait!

  2. Kristian March 26, 2010 at 12:54 pm ·

    whats up with not beeing able to watch it? is it still uploading?

  3. Hannah March 26, 2010 at 1:14 pm ·

    So,we’ll be able to watch this vid @ midnight tonight??

  4. Gabrola March 26, 2010 at 1:30 pm ·

    @Hannah Yep, midnight CST

  5. spencer March 26, 2010 at 1:41 pm ·

    Its up but its private

  6. Tony F. March 26, 2010 at 1:50 pm ·

    It’s a joke? O_o

  7. Andrew March 26, 2010 at 1:51 pm ·

    Dude, im in india, its 2:20 am.. i should be able to watch this video.. What say you?

  8. jaagu March 26, 2010 at 1:57 pm ·

    3min more???

  9. lissa March 26, 2010 at 2:29 pm ·

    cant wait
    julian u are the man
    =D xx

  10. Gabriella March 26, 2010 at 3:02 pm ·

    awww, that was adorable xD

  11. Melanie March 26, 2010 at 3:15 pm ·

    OMG! That was so cute! That cat looks like just like mine, it’s kinda like I was watchig my cat act! LOL, love it Julian!

  12. Melanie March 26, 2010 at 3:16 pm ·

    So sorry, I misspelled watching lol

  13. Howard March 26, 2010 at 4:16 pm ·

    I just heard about this site from the Philip Defranco show … awesome videos!!

  14. Sherry March 26, 2010 at 5:28 pm ·

    Love your cat!

  15. Jordan March 26, 2010 at 8:05 pm ·

    HAHAHA!
    “and lay there and eat it like a BEACHED WHALE.”
    julian. you. are. amazing.
    but sadly, you’ve been bested by the yawning whale. haha. :) looove scott.

  16. tony March 26, 2010 at 9:27 pm ·

    this is awsome me and my friends cant stop laughing

  17. Philip March 27, 2010 at 12:03 am ·

    How does your mind come up with these, these uh, scenarios? its absolutely fantastic, nice work.

  18. andy March 27, 2010 at 6:09 am ·

    Leveraging cat’s facial responses is great. The whole rant at the cat idea is pitch perfect.

  19. Emily March 27, 2010 at 6:14 am ·

    Awesome. The end bit was my favorite.

  20. Joanna March 27, 2010 at 12:27 pm ·

    Haha. Ha. I’m sorry, Julian, I’m a huge fan of yours, but these last 2-3 vids have been lacking your special touch. I dunno what it is. I hold out hope that your material will pick up speed soon.

  21. Sam Nelson March 27, 2010 at 5:42 pm ·

    So, I was watching the video. And near the end when the cat moves behind the curtain I looked in the mirror and.. I saw the camera. :O

  22. Jeremiah March 28, 2010 at 10:51 pm ·

    I agree with Joanna. she’s right on. i feel the same way.

  23. Saira T. March 30, 2010 at 10:27 am ·

    I um… yeah… this could have been a little funnier. I liked Gma Like Whoa and Reruns… but this one… something about monologueing to a cat is a little trite or something. I was really surprised that… this is like the first vid of yours that bored me!!!! I’ve SO been telling all my friends about your vids… but this one I’ll probably warn them about. :(

  24. Mas March 30, 2010 at 10:42 am ·

    haha that was great :)

  25. Scarlett March 30, 2010 at 6:32 pm ·

    “No animals were harmed in the making of this film. I promise.” Hahaha.

  26. Micah March 31, 2010 at 8:14 pm ·

    That’s the biggest problem with being spectacular. People expect more and more from you Julian. lol Cat owners especially will find this hilarious. (as I myself did)

  27. alan April 2, 2010 at 1:29 pm ·

    thats funny i call my grandma telquila

  28. Kermit Quaker April 9, 2010 at 8:18 am ·

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  29. Marie-laure April 14, 2010 at 3:30 am ·

    I like it!!! ;)

  30. pirox April 17, 2010 at 11:39 am ·

    poor kitty, I would have thrown my shoe too!

  31. Saira T. April 18, 2010 at 9:58 am ·

    I was a cat owner for a long time… “beached whale” is very funny! But monologuing to a cat is kinda… not what I’ve come to expect from Julian! :D

  32. Solow April 21, 2010 at 11:57 am ·

    this is… dry. I love it. nicce one :)

  33. Jason April 21, 2010 at 11:40 pm ·

    i love the end bit as well, i throw stuff at my cat all the time, but dont aim for her, just to scare her, its so funny.

  34. Emma April 22, 2010 at 5:05 am ·

    Ha, ha, ha!! Beached whale…
    In Spanish it’s: “Ballena encallada”
    See you in the next video.
    Love from Spain

  35. Joe April 23, 2010 at 6:55 pm ·

    LOL, beached whale. “Oh, so you think going behind the curtain solves the problem, of course it does….”

  36. Caleb April 23, 2010 at 10:45 pm ·

    THIS WAS SOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!

  37. Brooke April 25, 2010 at 11:00 am ·

    YES! this is my cat’s twin! -i made this comment for you-

  38. Cole April 28, 2010 at 10:05 am ·

    Phillip got me to follow you, keep it up, great stuff

  39. cuhrazycourtney April 28, 2010 at 4:37 pm ·

    … nice arms ;)

  40. Graeme April 30, 2010 at 10:10 pm ·

    Some people complain like movie critics too much about this sketches.

  41. DiJi May 1, 2010 at 3:57 pm ·

    I love how when you say “What if I took all that stuff away?” It seems like the cat is suddenly interested in what you’re saying xD

    Oh, and, that cat is about the size of mine.

  42. Amanda May 5, 2010 at 9:12 am ·

    You still make me laugh. I could watch your videos all day…
    And do, haha. Your videos are AMAZING. :D

  43. shea May 10, 2010 at 2:49 pm ·

    that was funny =)

  44. Julianna May 13, 2010 at 1:12 pm ·

    Is he married???

  45. Kimi May 13, 2010 at 6:22 pm ·

    So freakin awesome and i love cats so much i have 3 how many do u hav?

  46. Qnonymous May 17, 2010 at 1:14 am ·

    I can feel my brian rotting… probably has to do with the fact it’s 2:30 AM.

  47. joel smith May 17, 2010 at 9:27 am ·

    i use to have a beached whale

  48. crappycrap June 5, 2010 at 7:59 pm ·

    hahaha =))
    poor kitty!

  49. hack2root June 7, 2010 at 5:48 pm ·

    Hi! Hope you are OK with you kitty ;)

    I want to say “I made this for you” too ;)
    I want to develop THE iPhone multimedia app for you!

    JulianSmith.TV

    I’ve got pack of slaves
    Cheap f***g (freezing) geeks
    You callin’ them devs
    get working so hard
    from sunshine till midnight
    cause they aren’t so good
    there is still some light

    Skype me, artur.mustafin

  50. Tisha June 8, 2010 at 7:50 pm ·

    DOOOODEE!!! Your kitteh is cuuuteee!! but not as cute as you ;) hahahahahha your the bestest and i can’t wait until your next video!!! Jellyfish was amazing and i showed basically everybody i know that video. even my mom and my very own beached whale. i believe he liked it. i know i did. haha your awesome!! :)

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