Jellyfish will kill you.
For you butt-holes who call your Grandma all kinds of different pet names.
Because sometimes, you can’t just come right out and say it…
There’s an app for just about anything. Yes… even that.
No use crying over spilled milk… violence, however, solves everything.
Kool Aid + Coffee Maker = Hot Kool Aid. DRINK IT!!
You heard right, ladies and gents… Jacquese’s Phat Beat is now available to download as a ringtone.
I must confess…
Can’t you see? She is blind!
Julian Smith on Britain’s Got Talent.
Meeting people is just awkward.